šŸ 2023 Takes the Checkered Flag

A Season For The History Books, DTS Returns, and What Comes Next

PLP Season 1 Edition 10

90 Days Until the 2024 Season Opening Weekend

And thatā€™s a wrap on the 2023 Formula 1 season. This year saw the most dominant performance by a driver in history. Name any record - Max broke it. Even so, 2023 delivered a bunch of exciting races and countless dramatic story lines. And while we all wish the competition was closer at the top, sometimes you just have to sit back and (begrudgingly) admire greatness when you see it. Hereā€™s to hoping some other teams can close the gap and give Red Bull a fight in 2024. Until then, weā€™ll still be back every Friday with the regular goingā€™s on around the F1 world, along with some special off-season features. Stay tuned for all the hot takes over the long, cold winter. Only 3 months to go..

Quick Quiz: There is an additional race added for 2024 that was not on the 2023 calendar. Where will it be held?

Find out below ā¬‡

Abu Dhabi GP Recap

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Podium: šŸ„‡VER - šŸ„ˆLEC - šŸ„‰RUS

DNF: SAI

If you weā€™re following the battles for P2 in the Constructorsā€™ and P4 in the Driverā€™s Championships, then Abu Dhabi did not disappoint. Graphics updating during the race showed Ferrari and Mercedes switching back and forth every few laps with only a few points separating the teams. Leclerc and Russell battled near the front, with Hamilton and Sainz jockeying in the middle of the pack for points. Clearly the tight contest was on the minds of the drivers:

Ultimately Carlosā€™ poor qualifying effort hurt Ferrariā€™s chances, with both Mercs finishing in the top 10. Charles gave it his all by making a unique strategy call- trying to give the penalized Checo the slip stream and let him pass in order to pull a +5 second gap ahead of George. But it wouldnā€™t phase the British driver who put in a strong effort to pull out a podium and P2 for Mercedes in the Constructorsā€™. While Leclerc had a great race for P2, Alonso finished P7 and took the tiebreaker for P4 in the Driversā€™.

Pain.

At lights out, Charles did challenge Max a few times on lap 1 which was exciting, but you can guess how that ultimately went. Russell and Piastri has some good battles, with Perez moving up the field in his own right. If not for contact with Lando on lap 47 that earned him the 5 second penalty, he would have secured P2 for Ferrari. A tough pit stop for McLaren saw Lando get overtaken by George in the pit lane, a positional switch he was not able to overcome. Based on pit stop timing and strategy Yuki actually led a few laps of the race, putting on a stellar performance for P8 and earning Driver of the Day honors.

And thus we concluded the 2023 campaign. Some amazing races and drives throughout the year. Letā€™s take a look at F1.comā€™s final power rankings for 2023, which takes machinery out of the equation:

Final 2023 Power Rankings šŸ“ø formula1.com

No surprise at P1. While Lewis is one of the goats, itā€™s somewhat surprising seeing him P2. Shows why heā€™s one of the best ever, as he went about his business this season and got the most out of a mediocre car at best. Lando P3 makes sense, he had a sensational run beginning mid season, overtaking another pleasant surprise in Alonso who started hot. Albon did as much as humanly possible with his car and had a stellar year. Leclerc surged late, while Sainz took the only victory off of RBR in one of the best races of the season. A bit surprised at Russell P7 with only two podiums in a bit of an underachieving season, but to be fair he never had the car either. Piastri put in a great rookie campaign with a sprint win and two podiums, while Gasly had some nice weekends himself with a 3rd place sprint finish and a podium.

  • 10 things we learned in Abu Dhabi

  • Prize money: How much did each team earn in 2023? Estimate is $140M for RBR, and a measly $60M for Haas bringing up the rear. Pish posh.

Drive to Survive Returning to Netflix on February 23

Everyoneā€™s favorite docuseries is back, releasing the 6th installment 6 days before the start of the opening Grand Prix weekend in February. While a criticism of the series has been itā€™s over dramatization of battles and rivalries that werenā€™t quite as hot in reality as portrayed on the small screen (somewhat fair critique, but what F1 fan doesnā€™t love drama?), you canā€™t argue with the boost the series has created for F1 interest in the U.S.

Even if the series does dial up the hype, it will be interesting to see the behind the scenes on the seasons biggest storylines. Maxā€™s dominance, Astonā€™s blistering start, to being overtaken by a surging McLaren later on, Checoā€™s struggles, Piastriā€™s splendid rookie campaign, and of course the return Daniel Ricciardo (Still everyoneā€™s favorite Australian. But we must admit the favorite Australian competition is heating up). Weā€™ll be binging starting that Friday to get us extra jazzed up for the season. Thereā€™s also pre-season testing in Bahrain Feb 21-23 to take in (if youā€™re truly sick like us and just canā€™t get enough).

Las Vegas Pit Building Set to Become F1 U.S. HQ

Ainā€™t she a beaut? šŸ“ø virginhotelslv.com

It should have been obvious they werenā€™t going to let this 300K square foot bad boy sit idly by 51 weekends out of the year. The 3 football field length building will be transitioned into a new U.S. base of operations, open year round with karting, merchandise, food/drink, super cars, and an unannounced project with Neflix. (Hear me out: Drive to Survive, but with grade school kids driving karts. All the drama, except with juice boxes to celebrate instead of champagne)

It will henceforth be known as the ā€œpit buildingā€ rather than the traditional ā€œpaddockā€, to avoid references to the 2017 Las Vegas mass shooter of the same name. A welcome change, one that organizers should have thought about from the beginning. The confusion among locals not familiar with the term is understandable, and renaming the building is the respectful thing to do - with the simple ā€œpit buildingā€ being free of horrific connotations.

With the new pit building open year round, surely theyā€™ll take advantage of the 360 degree views of the city, strip, and of course the sphere. Have we mentioned the sphere here before? Itā€™s simply lovely, as Max would say. (We are not paid by MSG, who owns the Sphere.. but maybe we should be)

Down the Grid

šŸ„‡Max Verstappen šŸ† [575 pts]: All the records broken in 2023. 17 records on this list. 19 wins, 21 podiums. Yowza.
šŸ„ˆ Sergio Perez [285 pts]: Receives formal warning after criticizing stewards for penalty that cost him podium
šŸ„‰ Lewis Hamilton [234 pts]: Concerned that Red Bull ā€œhasnā€™t touchedā€ car since August
4ļøāƒ£ Fernando Alonso šŸ”¼ [206 pts]: Full of praise for team, ā€œMy best season since 2012ā€
5ļøāƒ£ Charles Leclerc šŸ”¼ [206 pts]: Explains his late race tactics to try to secure P2 in the Constructorsā€™ by giving Checo a slip stream in an attempt to finish 5 seconds ahead of Russell
6ļøāƒ£ Lando Norris [205pts]: ā€œExciting times aheadā€ for team after incredible turn around from beginning of season to finish P4
7ļøāƒ£ Carlos Sainz šŸ”»[200 pts]: Final races put a ā€œdark patchā€ on 2023. Shame it ended the way it did.. had a shot at P4 and had some real highs this season with securing the only non RBR win.
8ļøāƒ£ George Russell [175 pts]: ā€œOne of my strongest races of the yearā€ to help team to P2, was ā€œhappy to end on a highā€ after tough season
9ļøāƒ£ Oscar Piastri [97 pts]: Happy to avoid more ā€œcrazyā€ drama
šŸ”Ÿ Lance Stroll [74 pts]: ā€œNice to finish with both cars in the pointsā€. As he scratches his goatee in contemplative reflection
11. Pierre Gasly [62 pts]: Damage from Hamilton contact ā€œfinished himā€ after P13 result
12. Esteban Ocon [58 pts]: Sets the pace in post-season testing
13. Alexander Albon [27 pts]: Excited by 2024 car, ā€œIt looks fastā€
14. Yuki Tsunoda [17 pts]: ā€œSurprisedā€ to learn he was leading the GP at one point. Classic Yuki. Gotta love him.
15. Valtteri Bottas [10 pts]: Pick up the ā€œBottassā€ calendar as a cheeky Christmas gift for the F1 fan in your life. Love this.
16. Nico Hulkenberg [9 pts]: Lack of team progress ā€œdisappointing and upsettingā€, Qualified P8 but finished P15 with carā€™s poor race pace
17. Daniel Ricciardo [6 pts]: Had Max telling his engineer, ā€œDaniel and I having a little bromance going on here at the pit exitā€ as he waved and made heart signs. Maybe the only way to fluster Max? Love the tactic.
18. Zhou Guanyu [6 pts]: ā€œGladā€ to see the end of a tough season
19. Kevin Magnussen [3pts]: In this most adorable moment of the season, daughter helps dad put his gloves on
20. Logan Sargeant [1pt]: Though his seat is not yet confirmed for 2024, a post race radio convo with James Vowles suggests he should be back

Constructorā€™s Corner

šŸ„‡Red Bull šŸ† [860 pts]: Horner reflects on season, ā€œThis car will go down in the history booksā€
šŸ„ˆMercedes [409 pts]: Toto praises ā€œsportsmanlikeā€ Leclerc after team clinches P2
šŸ„‰Ferrari [406 pts]: Vasseur: Strategy gamble not the reason for lost P2 chance
4ļøāƒ£ McLaren [302 pts]: Announces partnership with Monster Energy for 2024. Showing Red Bull they mean business..
5ļøāƒ£ Aston Martin [280 pts]: Alonso: P5 ā€œhurts a little bitā€ as ā€œweā€™re better than thatā€
6ļøāƒ£ Alpine [120 pts]: ā€œHappyā€ to renew engine talks with grid hopeful Andretti Racing
7ļøāƒ£ Williams [28 pts]: Wants final data check before renewing Sargeant for 2024. Though at this point, who would they even find for the seat?
8ļøāƒ£ AlphaTauri [25 pts]: How the team transformed their performance after starting 2023 with the slowest car [F1 Unlocked Only]
9ļøāƒ£ Alpha Romeo [16 pts]: Drivers pin hopes on ā€œcompletely newā€ car after difficult season
šŸ”Ÿ Haas [12 pts] : Magnussen: ā€œBig Winterā€ lies ahead for team

Tech Talk

  • Did Alonso brake test Hamilton? Telemetry data says yes.

  • Percent of laps completed by driver for 2023. Can you guess who has 100%? Max tops the list of course, with Ocon at the bottom with 83%

  • Who took the title in the Destructorsā€™ Championship? $$$$ value is estimated damage caused to their car for the 2023 season:

Finally, something Max didnā€™t win. Wait.. šŸ“ø@FastestPitStop on X

Off the Grid

  • Watch Crofty put on a clinic as he takes you inside the commentary box

  • ā€œGoggle Gateā€: Numerous teams summoned to stewards for pit crews failing to wear eye protection during pit stops

  • With entry fees for next season based on points scored in the previous one, Red Bull will dole out $7.4 million - a small dent in their first place prize

  • After doing all he could to try to secure P2, Charles Leclerc is denied the chance to do donuts by team. He replied, ā€œNot even this for **** sake!ā€. Pain.

  • Yuki was star struck meeting Jason Statham. He revealed that the AirDrop name on his iPhone is ā€œJason Stathamā€™s Sonā€. šŸ¤£

Quiz Answer

Shanghai, China. This will be the first Chinese GP since 2019 as the country lifts Covid-19 restrictions.

Welp, as we try to figure out what to do with ourselves for the next three months.. weā€™ll still be back each Friday a.m. to deliver whatever off track news that happens to percolate. See ya next week.

I can hear it so clearly in my head šŸ“ø r/formuladank on Reddit

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